{"id":325,"date":"2012-12-22T00:10:34","date_gmt":"2012-12-21T16:10:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.foxtwo.org\/blog\/?p=325"},"modified":"2012-12-22T00:10:34","modified_gmt":"2012-12-21T16:10:34","slug":"survivor-diary-day-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.foxtwo.org\/blog\/2012\/12\/survivor-diary-day-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Survivor Diary &#8211; Day #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been almost 5 hours since the End Of The World, as predicted by the Mayan calendar. Almost to the minute, the Mayans predicted the disappearance of the sun, local time 7:11pm. For posterity&#8217;s sake, I recorded the final moments of The World, just before it ended.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BOd72BSWnI0\" height=\"225\" width=\"400\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>As you can see, I lost connection to the Internet!<\/p>\n<p>Slowly but surely, my friends disappeared off MSN one by one. The skies got darker and darker. I went to my cupboards and took stock of what food I had &#8211; couple of canned food, loaf of bread, and some frozen meat. Good thing the electricity and water still flow &#8211; the people at PUB must have died off suddenly. I checked my phone &#8211; ok service is still on. The people at the telephone company must have suffered the same fate too!<\/p>\n<p>I opened up some canned sardines and cooked some rice. This will have to be rationed out. I need to stretch the food as much as I can, and hope I can find more soon.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s now midnight&#8230; there is no sign of the sun coming back anytime soon. This post-apocalyptic world looks dark and dreary indeed.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>ps: in case anyone didn&#8217;t know, it&#8217;s a humour piece. It&#8217;s not meant to be taken seriously.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h6 class=\"zemanta-related-title\" style=\"font-size: 1em;\">Related articles<\/h6>\n<ul class=\"zemanta-article-ul\">\n<li class=\"zemanta-article-ul-li\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.allstate.com\/the-mayan-prediction-dont-panic-be-prepared\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Mayan Prediction: Don&#8217;t Panic. Be Prepared<\/a> (allstate.com)<\/li>\n<li class=\"zemanta-article-ul-li\"><a href=\"http:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2012\/12\/07\/dont-panic-its-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it-and-we-feel-fine-3304082\/\" target=\"_blank\">DON&#8217;T PANIC! It&#8217;s the end of the world as we know it (and we feel fine)<\/a> (metro.co.uk)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\" style=\"margin-top: 10px; height: 15px;\"><a class=\"zemanta-pixie-a\" title=\"Enhanced by Zemanta\" href=\"http:\/\/www.zemanta.com\/?px\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" style=\"border: none; float: right;\" alt=\"Enhanced by Zemanta\" src=\"http:\/\/img.zemanta.com\/zemified_e.png?x-id=ce3ca202-3295-44cc-9c36-1149439aff20\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been almost 5 hours since the End Of The World, as predicted by the Mayan calendar. Almost to the minute, the Mayans predicted the disappearance of the sun, local time 7:11pm. For posterity&#8217;s sake, I recorded the final moments of The World, just before it ended. As you can see, I lost connection to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxtwo.org\/blog\/2012\/12\/survivor-diary-day-1\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Survivor Diary &#8211; Day #1<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[19,27],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","tag-apocalypse","tag-maya-calendar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.foxtwo.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.foxtwo.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.foxtwo.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.foxtwo.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.foxtwo.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.foxtwo.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.foxtwo.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.foxtwo.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.foxtwo.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}